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Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Robert A. Heinlein

27 April 2009

http://twitter.com/iheartquotes/status/1627749946

Nine out of ten voices in my head say I'm totally healthy. The tenth one is humming the Tetris soundtrack.

Autarkis

15 April 2009

http://twitter.com/Autarkis/status/1496383698

on Twitter

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Doug Larson

25 February 2009

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23648.html

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

25 February 2009

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23707.html

Practice safe design: Use a concept.

Petrula Vronkitis

2 February 2009

http://quotesondesign.com/petrula-vronkitis/

If your apartment looks like an IKEA catalog exploded, you may be gay or European, but you are not an interior decorator.

1 February 2009

http://twitter.com/jeremiahlee/status/860658308

Ekhöfchen, halten Sie noch Ihr Maul! Höfchen –, ich fühle, daß meine rosenfarbene Laune beginnt, schon braun zu werden. Hüten Sie sich, daß sie nicht schwarz wird, oder, hol mich der Teufel, ich werfe Sie zum Zimmer hinaus und die Treppe hinunter.

Karoline Schulze-Kummerfeld

1 February 2009

http://www.zeno.org/Kulturgeschichte/M/Schulze-Kummerfeld,+Karoline/Lebenserinnerungen/Band+1/Bremen/Maler+Stein+und+Herr+Schiro

zu Konrad Eckhof, der gut 25 Jahre älter war als sie.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney

31 January 2009

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/882.html

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin

17 January 2009

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/284.html

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

12 January 2009

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1412.html

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

Lucille S. Harper

7 October 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23572.html

Das Leben sollte frittiert sein.

Andi Jacomet

5 September 2008

http://blog.jacomet.ch/?p=996

Die Tiere können spielen, also sind sie bereits mehr als mechanische Dinge. Wir spielen und wissen, dass wir spielen, also sind wir mehr als bloss vernünftige Wesen, denn das Spiel ist unvernünftig.

Johan Huizinga

21 August 2008

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

21 August 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30420.html

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Robert J. Hanlon

17 August 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_Razor

The moon and sun are eternal travellers. / Even the years wander on. /A lifetime adrift in a boat, /or in old age leading a tired horse into the years, / every day is a journey, / and the journey itself is home.

Matsuo Bashō

17 August 2008

http://blog.bjork.com/2008/08/16/the-journey-itself-and-home/

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Dorothy Nevill

8 August 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1384.html

Jeder junge Mensch, der nur ungefähr der deutschen Sprache gewachsen ist und hier und da etwas gelesen hat, gibt jetzt ein Blog heraus.

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

25 July 2008

Reality is just a question of imagination.

Kaspar Manz

21 July 2008

If your apartment looks like an IKEA catalog exploded, you may be gay or European, but you are not an interior decorator.

Jeremiah Lee Cohick

17 July 2008

http://twitter.com/jeremiahlee/statuses/860658308

Who ever thought green was the new black is seriously disturbed.

Frederik Roijé

13 July 2008

http://mocoloco.com/archives/004307.php

Listen. / With faint dry sound, / Like steps of passing ghosts, / The leaves, frost-crisp'd, break from the trees / And fall.

Adelaide Crapsey

12 July 2008

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Adelaide_Crapsey

: November Night

pity this busy monster, manunkind, / not. Progress is a comfortable disease: / your victim (death and life safely beyond) / plays with the bigness of his littleness / - electrons deify one razorblade / into a mountainrange; lenses extend / unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish / returns on its unself. / A world of made / is not a world of born - pity poor flesh / and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this / fine speciment of hypermagical / ultraomnipotence. We doctors know / a hopeless case if - listen: there's a hell / of a good universe next door; let's go

e. e. cummings

12 July 2008

http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/57.html

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Isaac Asimov

2 July 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23606.html

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny ...'

Isaac Asimov

2 July 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/470.html

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.

Isaac Asimov

2 July 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/730.html

However, bottomless pits are a notoriously unreliable means of death in comic books.

Wikipedia

1 July 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Quinn

about Harley Quinn.

I'm good with holes.

John Barrowman

28 June 2008

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IWHoOgk-pCY

on Al Murray's Happy Hour.

My work is a game, a very serious game.

M.C. Escher

27 June 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1403.html

Sex should be like Google: One slot, two buttons and zero surprises.

Charles from Diesel Sweeties

27 June 2008

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2045

Die Kunst des inneren Hohngelächters

Reiner Kröhnert

24 June 2008

http://www.zeit.de/2007/35/Merkel-Humor

über Angela Merkel.

i dont make babies. i make concepts instead.

"TRUE BOY"

24 June 2008

http://twitter.com/TRUE/statuses/210150592

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary.

James Nicoll

24 June 2008

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf-lovers/msg/c961c46670ca97d6

If you’re in a mediocre band, just fire the drummer, and chances are you’ll have the best band in the world.

Owen Pallett

20 June 2008

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/magazine/18bands-t.html

Only people who create artworks that redefine the world should be called Artists.

Takayoshi Sato

19 June 2008

http://tale-of-tales.com/blog/interviews/interview-with-takayoshi-sato/

Business cards are for old people. If someone cant remember my name and Google me, I dont want to be contacted.

Jeremiah Lee Cohick

19 June 2008

http://twitter.com/jeremiahlee/statuses/805778741

Wer keine Silhouette vorweisen kann, die einen peinfreien Strandaufenthalt ermöglicht, sollte vom Transparent-Look absehen. Sonst sieht das durchscheinende Outfit nicht aus wie ein Nebel, der eine Elfe umweht, sondern wie der Schweif eines einschlagenden Kometen.

Tillman Prüfer

19 June 2008

http://www.zeit.de/leben/leben-magazin/index

über transparente Kleidung.

Ich habe immer den Traum gehabt, dass ein Computer so einfach zu benutzen ist wie ein Telefon. Heute ist mein Traum wahr geworden: Ich verstehe nicht mehr, wie ich mein Telefon benutzen kann.

Bjarne Stroustrup

19 June 2008

(Erfinder der Programmiersprache C++)

Deer walk upon our mountains, and quail / Whistle about us their spontaneous cries; / Sweet berries ripen in the wilderness; / And, in the isolation of the sky, / At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make / Ambiguous undulations as they sink, / Downward to darkness, on extended wings.

Wallace Stevens

19 June 2008

(Sunday Morning (excerpt))

Friends are not priceless. Friends are too expensive.

Richard Stevens

19 June 2008

http://twitter.com/rstevens/statuses/832344998

Sometimes, a bowl of coffee beans with milk is the only appropriate cereal.

Richard Stevens

19 June 2008

http://twitter.com/rstevens/statuses/824183305

In zwanzig Jahren wird es noch zwei Arten von Publikationen geben: Boulvardtrash mit gigantischer Auflage und elitäre Tageszeitungen und Magazine mit klugen Analysen und Meinungen.

Tyler Brûlé

19 June 2008

http://dasmagazin.ch/index.php/warmer-werden/

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter

19 June 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26194.html

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.

Robin Morgan

19 June 2008

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1004.html

I am the manufacturer who creates the doll from the blueprint that the caller provides me.

Phone Sex: The Book

19 June 2008

http://phonesexthebook.com/main.php?id=8

Abnormal is so common, it’s practically normal.

Cory Doctorow

19 June 2008

Her majesty goes dessert.

Barbara Kranz

19 June 2008

Ich bin auch ein Tsunami!

Barbara Kranz

19 June 2008

Das Perfekte ist oft der Feind des Spontanen.

Barbara Kranz

19 June 2008

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.

Steve Eley

19 June 2008

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